Crabs Never Volunteer — Too Shellfish

Ever notice crabs never volunteer for anything?

They're just a little too shellfish.

A cartoon crab acting extra self-important, matching the shellfish/selfish pun

Explanation:"Shellfish" echoes "selfish," so the joke paints crabs as comically self-centered.

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