Best Corny Dad Jokes

I'm genuinely worried about my calendar.

My wife told me to start doing lunges to stay in shape.

Singing in the shower is great… until you get soap in your mouth.

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

How do you follow Will Smith through the snow?

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.

How does dry skin affect you at work?

What do you call a factory that makes just-okay products?