All-New Dad Jokes for 2025

What kind of shoes do frogs always choose?

I built an ATM that only spits out coins.

I once told a story about mushroom foraging.

Two slices of bread went out on a date.

Ever notice crabs never volunteer for anything?

I played a strangely quiet game of tennis today.

You know what sharks love to shout?

Right before the race, one slice of bread warned the other.

I poured some water over a duck's back yesterday.

I realized my girlfriend thought I was invading her privacy.