Dark Dad Jokes

I was about to crack a joke about the layoffs.

What's the toughest "tea" to swallow?

Why did the calendar-company employee get fired?

I grew up as an only child.

Never date a tennis player.

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving.

Being a mom is hard.

My dog just ate a $100 bill.

The guy who stole my diary went missing.

What did the cow say to the leather chair?