Calendar Company — Took a Day Off

Why did the calendar-company employee get fired?

He took a day off.

A calendar with a missing day, illustrating the pun

Explanation:A "day off" sounds extra ridiculous when your job is literally days.

98
5
← Back to all jokes
😄Dad Jokes
Copyright © 2025 Dad Jokes
All rights reserved
Terms of ServicePrivacy Policy

DAD JOKES